Today is (really) Talk Like a Pirate Day! So start saying "arrgh," throw a parrot on your shoulder, grab that eye patch from the bathroom cabinet, and drink a pint of rum -- yo ho, yo ho, it's the pirate life for me!
While I enjoy saying "ARRGH" as much as the next pirate, I can't help but think that we are ignoring another segment of society that needs a pirate holiday, too. So I propose we add "BARK like a Pirate Day" -- and here's a photo of the perfect mascot -- the eye patch even comes as standard equipment!
Happy Talk Like A Pirate Day to all my maties!