So I have this little bulge above my belly button. I ignore it. It gets bigger. Go to doc. Doc says hernia. Go to surgeon. Lift shirt. Hernia. Show up week from Friday in Tucson. Get fixed. Be in pain for 7-10 days. Be better. Gonna use this for all it's worth. Gonna moan and groan and ask for ice cream and comfort food and lots of booze! Don't like pain medicine. Booze is better! Almost looking forward to this!!!